Let's hear your best car jokes!

(in a german accent)
You know what really grinds my gears?

Nothing, our engineering is perfect.

Prius

A ricer grandad wants to buy a new car, he gets into the dealership the salesman sees him and realizes his riciness right away. He shows him the most beat up bmw m3 lemon (sorry alex) and tells him that it’s a magic car. Surprised the ricer asks what it can do, the salesman holding his laughter replies buy assuring him it can go through walls. They get in and takes him in a location with a lot of buildings. He claims that the car can go through a building in front of them and then says “Ready?”,“Ready!” the ricer replies“Ok then, close your eyes”The ricer closes his eyes and the salesman accelerates and drives around the building as smooth as he could drive. And then tells the ricer to open his eyes. Surprised the grandad pays upfront all of his fortune takes the lemon and drives it home. The ricer alerts his whole family and explains them his investment. Then the family gets in the car and with the grandad in the wheel they go to the same location. The same dialogue follows but the ricer closes his eyes as well, speeds up and slams into the building, among the wreckage, being really hurt he whispesr “Who didn’t close his eyes dammit!”

This.

“Oh yeah I got one of them hybrids, my car burns gas and oil”.

I just know the Acronyms.. Like KIA = Killed in Accident
Ford, F’d on raceday, found on road dead, fix or repair daily, f’d over reconstructed dodge
Neon = Nothing Ever Operates Normal..

Here’s a good car joke:
The Nissan GT-R.

Miata

Guy stumbles out of a pub very drunk and stops to talk to a mechanic, he says “wassup?”
The mechanic replies “piston broke”
He says “don’t worry, so am I”