10 Types Of Car That Scream "I'm A Douchebag"
If you looked at the 'cars' subreddit on the weekend, you'd have seen an interesting thread titled 'What car screams I'm a douchebag?' Here are the findings...
1. Honda Civic painted with primer + fart can
As suggested by Reddit user shhsfootballjock
2. Any car with the 'I 3 Haters' stickers
As suggested by Reddit user dusty_chowders
3. Cars that are driven by "vapers"
As suggested by Reddit user warren31
4. New cars that are stanced
As suggested by Reddit user WitBeer
5. Diesel trucks that roll coal
As suggested by Reddit user Mmer03
6. Any vehicle with the "Move Over --->" sticker
As suggested by Reddit user captaindigbob
7. Cars that are driven around with bricks of snow
As suggested by Reddit user BreakfastBurrito
8. "Any truck with truck nuts hanging under the bumper"
As suggested by Reddit user BigOldCar
9. "Any Hummer except for the original civilian models"
As suggested by Reddit user Bittoman
10. Any minivan driven by a man forced to buy it by his wife
As suggested by Reddit user Audi02s4
For hundreds more suggestion by Redditors, here’s the link to the original thread.
Comments
The only people that are consistently bad drivers in my area are drivers of lifted trucks. Never had a consistent enough problem with any specific brand, especially not Audi.
My dad has a yellow H2 and he is actually not a douchebag. They are actually really good trucks. All arguments are invalid.
Generallyi think stanceis rice
But that cruze looks amazing
And that hanging nuts thing, that must be the gayest s**it i ever saw
No 10…so ur saying paul walker is a douche…???
Here in Germany, you could actually get fined (quite a lot) for that “Move Over”-Sticker.
Well when someone rolls coal completely stopped its stupid but when your in a heavily modified diesel truck and put it down to race someone and you roll some coal thats acceptable
Am I the only one who likes to look of primer on cars
ok can someone explain the flat black/primer fad now days? In my neighbourhood alone theres a new Altima, a 2015 f-150, A jeep rubicon, A Golf, A Fiat, and a godamn Caravan all painted flat black that screws with your eyes, I swear the Altima looks like its covered in felt somedays
“You hang a set of steel testicles off the back of your truck cause even a UFC wrestler would file that under do not f*ck with” - Letterkenny problems
I own an 2010 Audi A5 and don’t drive it like a douchebag. I admit that when I first bought it my girlfriend told me that I was tailgating her on the way home. I normally drive a Ram 1500 4x4 and wasn’t quite used to the dimensions of the car. About 2 weeks after buying it that was no longer an issue and I drive like a normal person except really really fast and fully in control.