10 Types Of Car That Scream "I'm A Douchebag"
If you looked at the 'cars' subreddit on the weekend, you'd have seen an interesting thread titled 'What car screams I'm a douchebag?' Here are the findings...
1. Honda Civic painted with primer + fart can
As suggested by Reddit user shhsfootballjock
2. Any car with the 'I 3 Haters' stickers
As suggested by Reddit user dusty_chowders
3. Cars that are driven by "vapers"
As suggested by Reddit user warren31
4. New cars that are stanced
As suggested by Reddit user WitBeer
5. Diesel trucks that roll coal
As suggested by Reddit user Mmer03
6. Any vehicle with the "Move Over --->" sticker
As suggested by Reddit user captaindigbob
7. Cars that are driven around with bricks of snow
As suggested by Reddit user BreakfastBurrito
8. "Any truck with truck nuts hanging under the bumper"
As suggested by Reddit user BigOldCar
9. "Any Hummer except for the original civilian models"
As suggested by Reddit user Bittoman
10. Any minivan driven by a man forced to buy it by his wife
As suggested by Reddit user Audi02s4
For hundreds more suggestion by Redditors, here’s the link to the original thread.
Comments
“Everybody has their tastes,yada yada yada”, yeah yeah, It works to a good extent, but if you have a pair of plastic/jelly balls on your truck, get out of my face. That’s just disgusting and pathetic, no matter what way you put it.
Oh look guys. It’s M4RC3L.
What is wrong with stances cars?
They can’t be driven hard, because they are scraping or rubbing all the time.
What is wrong with #4?
Hahaha my boss rolls coal all the time. Ya I’d call him a douche
but i love new stanced cars, as long as they are not “performance cars”
My douche friend fits into a lot of these :( I feel so bad for him
You know “stanced” and “new car” are long terms, and this one just dosen make sence.
What about a military H1?
Where is the BMW?
-Said no one ever
-Sarcasm
-“insert turn signals”
-Insert “fun”
-Error 404 “fun” not found
-This comment is a mess sorry
I commend all the effort put in!
My dad is #10. My mom forced him to buy a Honda Odyssey.