10 Types Of Car That Scream "I'm A Douchebag"
If you looked at the 'cars' subreddit on the weekend, you'd have seen an interesting thread titled 'What car screams I'm a douchebag?' Here are the findings...
1. Honda Civic painted with primer + fart can
2. Any car with the 'I 3 Haters' stickers
3. Cars that are driven by "vapers"
4. New cars that are stanced
5. Diesel trucks that roll coal
6. Any vehicle with the "Move Over --->" sticker
7. Cars that are driven around with bricks of snow
8. "Any truck with truck nuts hanging under the bumper"
9. "Any Hummer except for the original civilian models"
10. Any minivan driven by a man forced to buy it by his wife
For hundreds more suggestion by Redditors, here’s the link to the original thread.
Comments
Not much a vaper, but how are cars driven by them suddenly douchy?
For the record, I’d much rather have a Gurkha or MUWAT, than vape.
All BMW’s?
I wish this hapened
c’mon what’s wrong with vaping while driving?
Its inhumane. Act your age. Quit smoking.
The hummer driver is the biggest douchebag, look at that double park doe..
While I do not like stanced cars number 4 does not looked stanced to me…. It just looks like they put different nicer rims on it….. Correct me if I’m wrong but stanced is huge negative camber, slammed ride height, and stretched tires right? I don’t see any of that on that car
I actually kinda like those rims on that car
Wrong. While you are correct that the car in the picture is not really stanced, everything else you said is wrong.
What you described fits more with the style “hellaflush”.
Stance does not REQUIRE huge negative camber, slammed ride height and stretched tires. All this is “optional”, and up to each individual person to decide how he wants his car to sit.
I’ll gladly be a cancer-free douchebag, in regards to #3. My s13 is pretty douche-y though.
And … another one!
LOL at the the snow.
Saw a truck with a torn truck nuts hanging under their hitch..Was a single nut, i lol’d.