11 Signs You're A Muscle Car Guy

1. You celebrate victory over an import in a suitably subtle manner

2. You accept a race with a beat-up Nissan S13, then realise it's packing a heavily tuned 2JZ

3. Honda Civics activate your gag reflex

4. You genuinely believe there's no replacement for displacement

5. Dominic Torretto is your idol

6. You live your life a quarter-mile at a time

8. You respond with dissatisfaction when a friend says they prefer JDM

9. You react like this when your friend buys a car with fewer than eight cylinders

10. You have a different kind of smoking addiction