12 Hilariously Brutal Roasts Of CT Readers' Cars

We set up a new 'Roast My Car' community and invited you guys to put your cars up for abuse - some of the comments were absolutely brilliant!
12 Hilariously Brutal Roasts Of CT Readers' Cars

1. 'Phil' the Mazda MX5 - Alex Kersten

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2. BMW 330Ci - Gabz

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3. 1967 Ford Mustang Fastback - Louis Karsenberg

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4. 'BaeMW' E46 M3 - Adnan Ebrahim

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5. Subaru Impreza - Melons

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6. BMW 2002 - Steven Hage

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7. Toyota AW11 MR2 - Astro

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8. Chevrolet Cruze - ThatKevinC

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9. BMW M235i - Chris DedicationBlog

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10. Audi R8 V10 - Chris DedicationBlog

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11. Honda Civic Type R - AbdullahRSA

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12. 2002 Dinan 3-Series - sjoqvist

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Comments

Pineapples&Snails

I think Gabz had childhood issues and is now in the stage of totally ruining everybody’s self esteem based on those comments.

Gabz age three- “ NANA NANA LOOK WHAT I DREW!!!”

Nanny- “ Nobody cares that’s why you’re stuck with me instead of on that picnic with the family.”

Gabz- rolls down and cries

Gabz decades later….”EVERYONE WILL GET A PIECE OF THIS RAGE ESPECIALLY MY BOSS!!!!!!”

11/30/2015 - 20:26 |
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It’s all banter.

11/30/2015 - 21:15 |
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Lool. It all makes sense now.

11/30/2015 - 23:10 |
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Faris Amer

that last one is just brutal. Love it!

11/30/2015 - 20:37 |
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TheJordan

hahhaha oh the dark side is allwasy fun :D

11/30/2015 - 20:46 |
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Wilberto Agosto

Somebody quick! Roast my Oldsmobile!!! Where can I have this done?

11/30/2015 - 20:52 |
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a community is dedicated to it

11/30/2015 - 22:01 |
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TheFaulken

What happened to don’t roast the owner on 11

11/30/2015 - 21:10 |
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Gonzo

Damn Adnan is savage

11/30/2015 - 21:20 |
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CJ 89

In reply to by Gonzo

I honestly prefer Gabz’s roast though.

11/30/2015 - 21:53 |
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Anonymous

Woo I made it :)

11/30/2015 - 21:30 |
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AbdullahRSA

Not sure if I should be happy or sad that I made top 12 😂😂

11/30/2015 - 21:58 |
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Sheev Palpatine

gabz roasting adnan. just perfect.

11/30/2015 - 22:17 |
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Amir Itl

Gabz, you went IN on Adnan. It was too brutal. No man should have to endure the pain Adnan did. Over 15 years on this planet and not once have I witnessed such unforgiving and harsh behaviour. I now actually feel the need to give Adnan a new car , just please , stop ruining him.

11/30/2015 - 22:46 |
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😂😂😂

11/30/2015 - 23:14 |
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