$180,000 Rezvani Tank Might Be The World's Least Subtle SUV
It looks like the spawn of a Hummer and the Youabian Puma, it has a 500bhp Hemi V8 and it’s yours for $178,000. Meet the Rezvani Tank, the only family SUV you’ll need if you happen to live in an active war zone.
Rezvani describes the Tank as a “street-legal Xtreme Utility Vehicle” or XUV. And it’s easy to see why - this thing wouldn’t look out of place driving a squad of marines into an alien-infested colony on another planet.
Underneath what we’ll call the bodywork lurks a humble Jeep Wrangler. Power even comes from Jeep family engines, with a V6 turbo in the base model and that headline 6.4-litre Hemi. Whatever’s in the nose though, the Tank sports on-demand four-wheel drive, which has on-road and off-road modes.
The Tank is already a pretty serious piece of off-road kit, but you can spec it to be even more capable. An optional Off-Road pack adds another 15cm to the ride height, with remote reservoir dampers, Dynatrac electronic locking axles and massive 37 x 12.5” off-road tyres.
Need more? Well, there’s an Off-Road Extreme pack with the same lift, but taller tyres, air-locking axles, upgraded dampers and uprated driveshafts.
Other options include FLIR night vision - although the powerful LED light bar might make it redundant - a kevlar fuel tank, military grade run-flat tyres and bulletproof glass. The car has a B6 ballistic protection rating, just in case you run into any AK47 fire in the school car park.
But it’s not all about the harshness of the outside world. The Tank’s interior is getting on for plush and high-tech. If you climb up the automatic opening side steps and in through the suicide rear doors you’ll find seating for five, in hand-stitched leather seats.
There’s a 7.9-inch infotainment display in the centre console, with navigation and access to internet radio apps. The driver gets a neat head-up display too.
Rezvani has pencilled a late 2017 date for first deliveries, with orders being taken now and starting at $178,500 (£135,000).
Comments
I know its capable: I know it! But this thing is really ugly.
Ikr
Well when “Tank” is in the name, I don’t think subtlety is the goal.
It’s not even close to be a tank: it’s not even an APC. It’s an armored car, without armament (for the moment).
The offroad ability is absolutely useless
Unless you live in remote areas (not where it’ll end up (L.A.))
I’ve already come up with an advertising campaign for it:
*the humpback
It’s honestly not that ugly. Beauty is subjective. I personnally think the Gurkha looks a lot worse, and yet it’s still highly popular
Xtreme Utility Vehicle or XUV
I hear a lawsuit coming in from Mahindra. 😛
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Mahindra XUVs are lelz
Am I’m the only guy here who thinks this is cool?
No, I also think there’s way worse on design’s side, plus these off-road abilities are really interesting. It’d be really cool if they could release a non-armored version: it would probably remove a couple of thousands of kilograms. Plus, the Gurkha looks way worse.
No, this thing is awesome!
“kevlar fuel tank, military grade run-flat tyres and bulletproof glass”
American school bus drivers & Columbian drug lords : heavy breathing
Can’t wait the moment they’ll release a “hunting” version equiped with a 90 mm main gun, along with a couple of .50 M2 heavy machine guns.
You spelled “Freedom Edition” wrong.
If it’s called a Tank, where are the weapons??
People always mix up things. Even if it would have weapons, it would not be a tank. It would not even be an APC. It would be an armored car.
This is still wayyyyyy uglier.
And less subtle.
True
I’d say that an SUV that looks like a Halo Warthog with a roof on it is less subtile than a BMW, but I have to agree on the ugliness.
I think XUV stands for Xtreamley Ugly Vehicle