The 9 Cheesiest Car Scenes In Music Video History

Music videos in the world of 'dirty pop' may appeal to your 'girlfriend' but have you seen these cheesy car chases before? We thought not...

9. Sammy Hagar - I Can't Drive 55

"When there's too much traffic, I can't pass, NO!" is a real lyric from this old skool banger. There's probably a reason why you can't drive, Sammy. You have an afro on your head, and it's obscuring your vision. This video also doubles up as the worst 'resisting arrest' acting in the history of mankind.

8. Ludacris - Act A Fool

When Ludacris released "Act A Fool" for 2 Fast 2 Furious in 2003, he received so much abuse over his braids, he went into hiding. He later returned to feature in Justin Bieber's "Baby" in 2010, highlighting his fall from superstardom. Weak car sequences, bulging eyeballs and Ludacris' uncontrollable right arm make this video number 8.

7. Tinchy Stryder, Dappy - Spaceship

What do you get when you stick two, five-foot nothing, British rappers in two supercars? Answer: an intro sequence that will truly make you want to vomit. Cue fake Ferrari F430 slides on public roads, Ray bans and enough bobble hats to warm Antarctica.

6. Dr. Dre - Still D.R.E.

I'm about to become extremely unpopular and hate on a hip hop classic. But since when did all African-Americans own cars with hydraulics? This video would've shamed even deceased WWF star, Eddie Guerrero's bouncy entrances.

5. Nelly - Hey Porsche

Nelly wanted to show us exactly how affluent he was, and so named his latest music video after his own car. But wait, this just in:

Digital Spy: "Do you actually own a Porsche then?"Nelly: "Errmm… No not yet
."

Well this is awkward.

4. One Direction - What Makes You Beautiful

If you want straight up Edam, look no further than One Direction's smash hit "What Makes You Beautiful", which has now racked up over 370 million views! OMG! Shield your eyes as the boys from Britain create cheesy, music video history in a 1985 Volkswagen Camper Van.

3. Wrong Direction - In My Mazda MX-5

The One Direction crew proved to be the perfect role models for Team Car Throttle who headed down to Rottingdean, UK to recreate Harry, Zayn, Louis, Niall and Liam's cheddar cheese viral video. The car for the job was a gleaming 2012 Mazda MX-5; one of the best inexpensive, RWD cars on the market. There are still no words to describe this.

2. Will.I.Am - T.H.E.

In this disgrace of a music video, William runs through a wall onto a bicycle, jumps over a cube onto a motorbike, swerves round posters of Jennifer Lopez in a Chrysler 300S, then takes off on a rocket into space. If that ain't ridiculous, I don't know what is.

1. N Sync - Bye Bye Bye

Fast forward to 2 minutes 6 seconds to see the cheesiest car chase in music video history. Ever. Follow JT's bleachy-haired buddies, Bass and Chasez (are those even names?), as they burn rubber in a Dodge Viper RT/10 on the run from an evil BMW Z3. Does it end in a magnificent crash of weak harmony and featherweight falsetto? Just watch the clip, and be 'Gone'.

What did I miss? Let me know in the comments!

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