9 Ways To Explain To Normal People Why You Love Cars

If you struggle to explain your love of cars to the 'sub-humans', then here are nine great explanations to get you started!

Alex Kersten

24 Mar 2016

9 Ways To Explain To Normal People Why You Love Cars

I'd ask them a question...

Me: “Hey, what’s your passion, then?”
Sub-human: “Umm this thing. And I really like it!”
Me: “Likewise, I like my passion like you like your passion, so let’s not downgrade each other, alright? Every man to himself.”

Cars are like people...

“Cars are like people. You give them love and they’ll always look after you. You respect them, and they’ll watch your back. But most of all…if you’re willing to work on them yourself, they’ll be your best friend for life.”

I have no idea why...

“To be honest I have no idea why I love cars, I just do.”

Cars are cheaper than cocaine...

“Because cars are cheaper than cocaine and a lot more fun.”

Just because you don't get it...

“Just because you don’t get it doesn’t mean it doesn’t make sense. How often do I question your love for oversized phones and overpriced coffee?”

Because race car

Cars never leave you...

“Cars never leave you. And you can always make them change and be better without them giving you issues.”

Step 1: Find turbo RX-7...

Step 1: Find turbo RX-7
Step 2: Warm up engine
Step 3: Rev engine
Step 4: Lift foot off throttle
Step 5: stu

Comments

Why explaining?
You just leave, that is a waste of time
Better to work on your racecar

i try to do that, but i get to pissed off when they say that you should stop or find another hobbie

Haven’t see the fosa trailer untill now might haft to wait for the PC version XD

tell them : “Life is quick, so I need to go quicker”

Or show them this

Colin McRae once said
“We’re here for a good time, not a long time.”

So did Drake.

Cars are like babies. You take care of them, feed them, improve them (teach them), spend a lot of money on them. but the thing is - If you treat them well, after 18 years they won’t leave with someone you don’t like. They will be loyal to you.
Oh, and car pukes are way nicer to clean up, than baby pukes.

This one is better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3jnYAXOJUQ

I properly cried on this one, had to lock my door for a moment just to not let anyone see me like this over a video.

I agree, it touching, but I have to disagree at the same time. I’m a teenager and I play a lot of computer games, but I drive a car sometimes. It’s not comparable. Driving 400 kph with Koenigsegg in game is nowhere near as exciting as driving 110 kph on straight, bumpy b-road with slow hatchback with floaty suspension. No comparison.