9 Ways To Hypothetically Sabotage Someone's Car

If you're trying to think of creative ways to tamper with someone's car, then here are nine ways to hypothetically sabotage them. Warning: don't actually do these things!
9 Ways To Hypothetically Sabotage Someone's Car

Unscrew the floorpans...

Suggested by FeelXtra
Suggested by FeelXtra

“Unscrewing the floorpans creates a certain danger to manifold as far as I know…”

Loosen the oil nut...

Suggested by Dk_Roh34
Suggested by Dk_Roh34

“Loosen the oil nut and challenge them to a race. NFS has taught me many things.”

Swap the transmission...

Suggested by Martin B
Suggested by Martin B

“Secretly swap the manual gearbox for an automatic…”

Stance their car...

Suggested by Murican Ricer
Suggested by Murican Ricer

Unplug the fuel pump...

Suggested by Martin Bernath
Suggested by Martin Bernath

“Unplug the fuel pump. I don’t want to hurt the car.”

Swap first gear with reverse...

Suggested by Aris Mone
Suggested by Aris Mone

“Change the first gear to reverse!”

Weld the diff of a FWD car...

Suggested by On the Apex
Suggested by On the Apex

Swap it with a Prius...

Suggested by Car-mi-Car-zee
Suggested by Car-mi-Car-zee

Fill her up with diesel...

Suggested by John Carlos
Suggested by John Carlos

What else would you add to this list?

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Comments

Anonymous

Block the exaust pipes with fruits (from the top gear road trip in murica

04/02/2016 - 07:51 |
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ramses rizal

In reply to by Anonymous (not verified)

Or block it with golf ball (from Mr.Bean show)

04/02/2016 - 08:48 |
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EaZy

In reply to by Anonymous (not verified)

or with bananas (beverly hills cop)

04/02/2016 - 08:54 |
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Anonymous

In reply to by Anonymous (not verified)

Or potato.

04/02/2016 - 10:46 |
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jb28_photo

In reply to by Anonymous (not verified)

Tape a condom over it and the exhaust pipe will fill it with air and it is loud when it pops

04/02/2016 - 13:04 |
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4202

In reply to by Anonymous (not verified)

attach the diff to a light pole
i dont remember from what movie it was in but damn the flyin diff was funny

04/02/2016 - 16:09 |
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Tyler Powell

Put wet toilet paper in the spark plug lead sockets

04/02/2016 - 07:54 |
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A random Trabant

Put oil on the brakes… (friend of mine did this to his bike because the brakes were squeaking… -,-)

04/02/2016 - 07:55 |
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Really? I can’t believe someone actually did it! Btw, could he stop?

04/02/2016 - 08:46 |
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I managed to get a bit of grease on my brakes once it was seriously scary when trying to stop.

04/02/2016 - 10:17 |
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I did this on my bicyles front brakedisk… I was 9 and didn’t know better xD

04/02/2016 - 12:15 |
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or just drip some on the manifold so it will start billowing smoke from under the hood

04/02/2016 - 16:57 |
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hcram

I was gonne upvote this but the stance hate.. No..

04/02/2016 - 08:01 |
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Igor Konuhov

In reply to by hcram

This isn’t even hate. Hate is when I say stance is a rere fashion for non car guys to pretend they’re car guys.

04/02/2016 - 08:05 |
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Pineapple_Man

In reply to by hcram

Stance their car… that could mean completely taking the springs of their car 😂 try and drive your car without any springs hahaha

04/02/2016 - 08:25 |
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TurboToddler (Straight-five)

shave the lobes off the exhaust side cam.

04/02/2016 - 08:02 |
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Caro

If it’s one with any sort of automatic system, do it remotely!

I’m basically saying tell the car’s computer to go flat out all the time, no matter what. Only works with modern cars though.

04/02/2016 - 08:04 |
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Anonymous

In reply to by Caro

No,thats to dangerous

04/02/2016 - 08:57 |
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Anonymous

“Swap the first gear with reverse”

Works well for James May

04/02/2016 - 08:08 |
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Mini Madness (Group B squad)(Furrysquad)

In reply to by Anonymous (not verified)

No, swap second gear. listen to them grind.
https://youtu.be/R7M1RtnXzHw?t=1h30ms

04/02/2016 - 09:45 |
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Abdur-Rahman Kara

In reply to by Anonymous (not verified)

Nice reference from the Performance Saloon episode ;)

04/02/2016 - 13:41 |
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Will Gordon

Swap the spark plug leads around

04/02/2016 - 08:17 |
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RIP Pistons

04/02/2016 - 17:46 |
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Does not work on citroën 2cv as spark goes same time on each side :P

09/26/2016 - 17:27 |
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Pineapple_Man

You could spray paint the windows so they won’t be able to see through it… and if you wanna be even more of an A-hole about it… leave a note on their car saying “Lovvvvvvee the new window tint job!!”

04/02/2016 - 08:23 |
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Anonymous

When she not agree your grammar (at 9)

04/02/2016 - 08:45 |
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