Don't Get Married, Buy A Toyota GT86 Instead

What would happen if you were to buy a Toyota GT86 and then take it home to show the wifey? According to this (spoof) advert, you'd end up with a smashed-up windscreen and a broken relationship. Doesn't sound ideal.

Having driven the GT86 (also known as the Scion FR-S and the ever-so-slightly different Subaru BR-Z), it's no wonder your wife would be jealous. This 200-horsepower, pure driver's car has had the oodles of praise heaped on it ever since Toyota took the wraps off. Just make sure you hide the baseball bat before you lay down the money for one. Or just never get married. Your choice.

Hat tip to Jalopnik.