The Douchiest Car Features Available From The Factory
Over the last few years manufacturers have come up with all sorts of ridiculous features, hoping to make their cars stand out from the crowd. Here's a selection of the douchiest, as picked by you
Start buttons save the starters from dummies who don’t know when to stop. Also when the car won’t start, people love to melt the starter brushes thus making even more problems. The start button will do everything automaticaly.
Forgot fake car engine noise from the stereo
I love how all of us are reading these and then say… It should be least douchey options.
I was expecting cheep cars with D-bag options, not exceedingly expensive cars
Why 249 for a single wiper?
Would history judge me harshly if I went on record as liking the teak decking on the Phantom Drophead? The thing is about as close to a yacht as you can get and still be able to drive down the highway, so teak decking kinda makes sense…
Whats wrong with the drift and the burnout mode?
Drift button takes all the skill out of driving.
I may be the minority, but I like the puddle lights on the Mustang. And Drift mode and line-lock brakes aren’t bad either.
Whats wrong with start buttons? Keyless go is great. And i hate when you hit the key with your knee all the time
the only three things I don’t like is the 150k clock the swarovski lights and the exposed CF, either than that all are pretty smart functions
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Start buttons save the starters from dummies who don’t know when to stop. Also when the car won’t start, people love to melt the starter brushes thus making even more problems. The start button will do everything automaticaly.
Forgot fake car engine noise from the stereo
I love how all of us are reading these and then say… It should be least douchey options.
I was expecting cheep cars with D-bag options, not exceedingly expensive cars
Why 249 for a single wiper?
Would history judge me harshly if I went on record as liking the teak decking on the Phantom Drophead? The thing is about as close to a yacht as you can get and still be able to drive down the highway, so teak decking kinda makes sense…
Whats wrong with the drift and the burnout mode?
Drift button takes all the skill out of driving.
I may be the minority, but I like the puddle lights on the Mustang. And Drift mode and line-lock brakes aren’t bad either.
Whats wrong with start buttons? Keyless go is great. And i hate when you hit the key with your knee all the time
the only three things I don’t like is the 150k clock the swarovski lights and the exposed CF, either than that all are pretty smart functions