It's Official: Speed Bumps Are Terrible For The Environment And Need To Die

A health watchdog in the UK has linked people's driving habits to an increase in pollution, contributing to thousands of deaths every year
It's Official: Speed Bumps Are Terrible For The Environment And Need To Die

Most of us probably consider speed bumps to be a nuisance, and at worst something which can cause a fair bit of damage to certain kinds of car. Stancers, and people who daily track cars, I’m looking at you. However, they’re even more evil than we might have otherwise thought.

According to the UK’s National Institute for Health and Care Excellence (NICE), speed bumps either need to be completely redesigned from their current forms, or be removed entirely to promote smoother, more economical driving. As it stands, speed bumps are causing drivers to accelerate and decelerate constantly, making a hefty contribution to air pollution - something which kills 25,000 people every year in this country alone.

An end to all speed bumps? Sign us up. But, before you get ahead of yourselves, you may not appreciate all of Nice’s recommendations. It’s advising a drop in the speed limit from 70 to 50mph on certain stretches of motorway, and is calling for more 20mph zones in residential areas. And yes, cameras are likely to be used for enforcement, should the government take heed of Nice’s report.

Elsewhere, Nice also suggests avoiding having cycle paths near busy roads - or using foliage as a screen where it’s unavoidable - and moving living rooms to the rear of houses in polluted areas.

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Comments

carnoob9000

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES. Lol my tech teacher could now drive in peace

12/01/2016 - 17:22 |
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Anonymous

There used to be a speed bump in my home town. It was really dangerous as it only covered one lane and thus everybody overtook it through the oncoming lane. Luckily, it was removed.

12/01/2016 - 17:35 |
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Anonymous

Australia has some nasty speed bumps that even make unmodified cars bottom out at any faster than a snail’s pace. I at least want speed bumps to be lower than the lowest legal ride height of 100 mm, maybe have them at 50 mm or 30 mm would be better. Not so high that anyone without a 4x4 has to avoid the whole area

12/01/2016 - 17:50 |
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Dat Incredible Chadkake

A lot of people in the US don’t care too much about speed bumps because they drive SUV’s and trucks that can just drive right over them haha.

12/01/2016 - 17:51 |
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Anonymous

what about right before left

12/01/2016 - 18:13 |
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Jeremias

NICE job guys, finally sobody is getting rid of those tumors in the road.

12/01/2016 - 18:50 |
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Anonymous

The motorway speed limit should be 80 mph

12/01/2016 - 19:15 |
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HfromB

I dont really agree as in my neighbourhood at midnight people with loud cars like to hoon it on the stretch near our house which is -imo- something very rude to do in a neighbourhood at a time when everyone tries to get some sleep

speed bumps fixed this problem a bit so now they -atleast- don’t accelerate all the way down the street

12/01/2016 - 19:19 |
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Anonymous

Lol all the stance guys..
Or just have a functional car
And not look absolutely stupid

12/01/2016 - 20:24 |
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wild_toilet 🇧🇷 (Miata Addict)

Well, time to order bags for my brother’s Focus ST 😂

12/01/2016 - 20:48 |
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