Jeremy Clarkson's Funniest Tweets Of 2015
After being sacked from Top Gear:
Yup. Everything present and correct. Ready for Belfast. Clarkson Hammond and May Live. #BackOnTheRoad pic.twitter.com/5r2nyu8jMl
— Jeremy Clarkson (@JeremyClarkson) May 14, 2015
No animals were harmed in the making of this Interceptors scene. Apart from the dog.
Clarkson Hammond and May Live. pic.twitter.com/mb3ShDj8rl
— Jeremy Clarkson (@JeremyClarkson) May 8, 2015
I'm here and have bumped into @piersmorgan pic.twitter.com/QbT8Lv6KEu
— Jeremy Clarkson (@JeremyClarkson) April 26, 2015
A pap tried following me yesterday. He had a VW diesel. I had a Lamborghini. None of his pics are in the papers today. A lesson there.
— Jeremy Clarkson (@JeremyClarkson) April 26, 2015
Before being sacked from Top Gear
Labour's transport spokesman says he doesn't like Top Gear. Good. We don't make it for people who wear pink ties.
— Jeremy Clarkson (@JeremyClarkson) February 26, 2015
Wanted: new presenter for Top Gear. Applicant should be old, badly dressed and pedantic but capable of getting to work on time.
— Jeremy Clarkson (@JeremyClarkson) February 25, 2015
Literally, the shittest story in the history of journalism. pic.twitter.com/b9hVSIAs8F
— Jeremy Clarkson (@JeremyClarkson) February 11, 2015
An idea for a new football rule. Down for more than 15 seconds, you have to be subbed. Down for more than 30, you have to be put down.
— Jeremy Clarkson (@JeremyClarkson) February 8, 2015
People of America. Why is your football not called handball? And why are the players dressed up like they're about to do a HALO jump.
— Jeremy Clarkson (@JeremyClarkson) February 2, 2015
I'm sorry to interrupt your day but Jack fucking Baur has just arrived at the Top Gear studio.
— Jeremy Clarkson (@JeremyClarkson) January 28, 2015
Top Gear is being broadcast simultaneously round the civilised world tonight.
It's on in America tomorrow.
— Jeremy Clarkson (@JeremyClarkson) January 25, 2015
My sister has now got off the supersonic train and annoyingly her seat has been taken by this idiot pic.twitter.com/8n5G7BjG4v
— Jeremy Clarkson (@JeremyClarkson) January 12, 2015
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