Jeremy Clarkson's Latest Rant: LOL!

Poor old Jezza Clarkson. When he's not signing a new three-year, multi-million quid deal extending his tenure on the BBC's Top Gear, he's usually getting in trouble for stupid things he's sad, or ranting about having to wait for a breakdown man.

"Dear breakdown man. I've now given birth to my baby and it has no head."

The latter incident occurred when the battery of his Mercedes CLK 63 AMG Black Series died while he was out and about testing a Mercedes A-class.

According to Clarkson, he doesn't get 'special treatment' when it comes to situations like this. And judging by his massively funny Twitter rant, we're in agreement!

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