Justin Bieber's "Not So Smart" Smart

Sorry folks, but “The Biebs” is at it again. Obviously not content with his impossibly shiny Fisker Karma, Mr Bieber has only gone and bought himself a tiny-little smart fortwo. What a tool. Biebs, not the car.

We’ve driven the smart fortwo here at CT, all be it a (only slightly) less ostentatious version. Adnan may have loathed the lazy auto' gearbox but overall he found it to be an entirely competent, if not debilitatingly expensive, city car.

Of course living in LA means Bieber couldn’t just leave his “stock”. Perish the thought. That’d be like buying eggs without first checking to see if any’ve cracked. It just isn’t done.

With that in mind and in an attempt to make the car a tad more manly, Bieber’s had the mini-Merc’ decked out in matte black, with a matching set of alloys and aggressive styling kit. Yet the final result is still only as intimidating as Bieber himself, i.e. not very.

But that just wasn’t enough for young Bieber, oh no. The usual “smart car” badging on the boot lid has been modified to read “swag car”...

Justin, Justin, Justin, what will you do next...?