Nissan-Driving Ricer Fails Spectacularly On Ice

While us Brits were getting soaked over Christmas, our friends across the pond had quite the snow storm resulting in a beautiful rendition of Dancing On Ice.

This front-wheel drive Nissan Maxima ricer, though, cared so much about the fact he had just ploughed straight into a lamp post and been rear ended, that he decided to light up a ciggy and relax on the driver's seat. There's only one thing for it:

Could it be that this chap was drunk and wanted to hide the alcohol stench? We're just speculating...