Top 15 Things You Should Never Say To The Cops
The title of this list should speak for itself. Don’t be a wiseass to the police. Back seats of cop cars are not comfortable.
The title of this list should speak for itself. Don’t be a wiseass to the police. Back seats of cop cars are not comfortable.
15. "Bad cop, no donut!"
14. "Damn, I must have lost *all four mudflaps* on that bump back there..."
13. "What do you mean, I'm not getting an emissions ticket? Does this look like a Volkswagen to you?"
12. "My car's still not as low as your career ceiling..."
11. "So, what does a good bribe go for around here?"
10. "Where are the rest of the Village People?"
9. "Speeding ticket? Oh, thank God, I thought you were going to write me up for my exhaust..."
8. "Was that a new high score?"
7. "Hey, aren't you that guy that got owned on COPS?"
6. "I thought you had to be in shape to be a cop..."
5. "On behalf of the public, I'd like to thank you for getting another window tint thug off the streets..."
4. "Sorry, officer, I forgot to plug in my radar detector..."
3. "Thanks! The last guy gave me a warning too!"
2. "Wow, didn't know cop cars could go that fast..."
And, finally, the NUMBER ONE thing you should NEVER, EVER, say to a cop...
Comments
Brilliant! Cracked me up :D
Haha thanks Dreamer :p
“Here hold my beer”. was not on the list.
Policeman: Do You have anything I should know about?
Me: No, I have only things You shouldn’t know about.
Policeman: Okay, good day then!
gary
“You guys aren’t gonna check my trunk, right?”
Since I’m black, only existing will get me shot/arrested.
Please just stop
Your not going to get shot because your black
If resist arrest then you’ll get shot
It’s “Doughnut” ;)
Gary’s such a fckn horrible name be original cnt
JakeOrr another one
takes alcohol test
“3.0”
“Yeah 3.0 V6”
takes alcohol test
“1.1”
“Sorry, it has a small engine, you don’t have to rub it in”
You’d be dead
Good pun though
“You know…I pay your salary…why you messin with me?”
Well…you were drivin like a moron.
I feel like too many people actually say that one, lol
“My registration is below my loaded gun.”
You should have put,
I’m not drunk.