Two Ferrari 488 GTBs Have Been Wrecked In The Same Smash - Apparently Because Of A Dog
It doesn’t really get more wasteful than this. Two Ferrari 488 GTBs have somehow managed to smash into each other in a Chinese city.
The extra taxes the Chinese government slaps onto imports means that each of these 488s cost more than £470,000, but it’s a shame the owners didn’t each shell out for some extra driving tuition.
The ‘jaywalking dog’ that allegedly caused the accident must have survived because there’s no evidence of it according to Car News China. We’d imagine ‘dog’ was code for ‘we may have been going a bit too quickly and got it wrong, officer.’
Covered number plates has sparked speculation that the cars belonged to Communist Party officials. If they do, we really don’t want to imagine the punishments for causing embarrassment to the Party leader. The owners will be lucky if all they lose is their driving licences…
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Stop blaming animals for anything and everything. Seriously.
Their excuse for crashing after speeding:
I have a dog. And we have a 488 for a while. 😨
If only they have been driving performance cars with really good steering and braking.
Well, while they’re sitting around doing nothing let’s sell a couple of Diskloks to them. Car Throttle, help us draft a letter of recommendation!
A Doglock would have saved 2 488’s…
They must have been driving along and been like “what was I supposed to be doing? Oh, look: a puppy!”
Is this a relative of Nick Grimshaw?
Probably