Watch This Useless Porsche Driver Miss Every Apex As He Bombs Around The 'Ring

You'd think that renting a Cayman S with a €50,000 excess would encourage you to leave some margin for error. Not this guy, who proceeds to bomb around the Nurburgring with seemingly no knowledge of where the track goes. How he didn't crash is beyond us!

Neil Winn

03 May 2016

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The camera car must be a Corsa, too many years driving one I can recognise them with very few details

This is indeed a Corsa OPC!

And that Ctzens is how you proof you are a real Car guy!

It sounded too good. goes to the room turns lights off and cries

When you said ‘Corsa’, this car was the first thing that came into my mind:
http://bright-cars.com/uploads/chevrolet/chevrolet-corsa/chevrolet-corsa-07.jpg

They’re still common AF in Brazil. I wish we had the Corsa OPC instead of this one!

Proof that time laps are not in the car but in the driver. A Corsa OPC (which, don’t get me wrong I would kill to have one of those) keeping up and being more than capable of overtaking a last gen Cayman

Unfortunately he didn’t pay extra driving lessons as an option… XD jk all jokes aside at least he taking it one track rather than driving like a tw*t on the road

It is a rented car.

I bet he still had the time of his life!

Yes, how lucky to have this tracks to go and race a little.

Praise German engineering for the perfect stability in that Cayman otherwise he would have chrashed the thing…

Ignore this comment, double post

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NFS driver in real world.

dozen know how to drive

As in a dozen people know how to drive…..or doesn’t know how to drive?

“I’m a racing driver for the Porsche factory team”

This is pure gold!

Could we make that yellow line also the (i use cars as my wall in racing games line)

Porsche dealer: “Do you intend to use it on the track at all…?”
Cayman owner: “Yes!”
Porsche dealer: “Perhaps ceramic brakes or our performa…”
Cayman owner: “Just the stripes please….”