You Can Now Have Morgan Freeman As Your Sat Nav's Voice
It’s the moment the Internet has been waiting for: Morgan Freeman has recorded directions for the Waze app, meaning God himself will now direct you to your destination.
Freeman has jumped in the recording studio as part of a promotion for his new film, London Has Fallen. His deep, relaxing tones will calm the frazzled nerves of commuters across America, though it’s unclear if the service will be made available elsewhere. He talks as his character from the film, Vice President Trumbull, with users reporting that you’re referred to as if you’re the president. Good for your sense of direction and your ego, then.
Who else would you like to see voice a satellite navigation system? Perhaps Jeremy Clarkson’s aggressive directions would get you to your destination faster? Or would you prefer Vin Diesel to direct you both on the road and in life through sporadic inspirational quotes?
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adolf would be a good sat nav voice. “turn the third reich” :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Matthew McConaughey would be amazing the way he makes everything sound profound when you miss a turn you’d hear something like “sometimes in life you miss your turn but that’s okay there’s another one coming up in a quarter mile”
Now the ultra religious Christians can literally have God guide them to their destination.
Now all I need is Jesus to take the wheel
And when the smartphones have a smelling feature while this app is on…
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and here I am waiting for a Gordon Ramsey GPS
“You missed your left you twat!”
“Aw F* me, TAKE A U-TURN!”
“left, Left LEFT, LEFT!!!”
I’d just fall asleep at every junction.
Now you can have God in your Satnav
And I’m just here, waiting for the 4.0 android version…
https://www.carthrottle.com/post/nk7oqyj/
This is so great.