The 9 Relationship Goals Of A Petrolhead
While many of you will hit a '404: girlfriend/boyfriend not found' error message, it's important to understand the ground rules of a healthy relationship when you're petrolheads like us...
Goal 1: No matter what car you drive, your partner will respect your decision
(Except if you drive a wrapped 'Swagon'...nobody should respect that!)
Goal 2: Be with someone who's open-minded about cars
Goal 3: He/she also has to accept that you talk about cars all the time
Goal 4: You want someone who can handle the wheel confidently
Goal 5: You don't want complaints about your stiff set-up
Goal 6: They mustn't be afraid to get their hands dirty
Goal 7: He/she will enjoy doing the dishes like you do
Goal 8: You'll both appreciate a tunnel run
Goal 9: Forget all the goals and don't have a relationship
Because weight reduction, bro!
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