The secret car guy language to talk about girls! #SecretCarGuyLanguage

Some weeks ago (I know, I wanted to make it earlier) I had the idea to make a secret car guy language and TheCarGuy helped me to finally make it. Now I will explain how the secret car guy language works:

First of all we need a “code word sentence“, so we know that we talk about a girl now:

That's a sweet Pontiac Aztek, isn't it?

Said no car guy ever, I think you get the concept. No girl will ever think you’re talking about her and your friend directly knows you’re talking about a girl now.
You can suggest more “code word sentences“ in the comments, I will add the best!

Now to the body parts and the car parts names:

  • Car body = (Whole) body
  • Hood = Head
  • Front bumper = Face
  • Twin turbos (TT’s) = Breasts
  • Coilovers = Legs
  • Rear bumper = Butt
  • [Edit] Wheel = Feet
  • Tires = Shoes
  • Headlights = Eyes

So when we talk about the engine, we mean her intelligence.

I bet she has lots of horsepower under the hood = I bet she is clever

The interior could be the “inner beauty“, like:

I know her, she has a nice interior. = She is a nice person

I didn’t add parts like exhaust or gas hole, because I don’t want to go full pervert..
Always remember, it’s just for fun!

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Comments

Dhvanan Trivedi

I wonder what’s the exhaust…

09/29/2016 - 12:38 |
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Hehehe

09/29/2016 - 12:54 |
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Fin Jimbo

I want to put my fuel in that Pontiac..
I bet that Pontiac swallows a lot of air.. xD

09/29/2016 - 12:57 |
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Omg xD

09/29/2016 - 13:05 |
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Anonymous

Haha geile Idee 😆👍

09/29/2016 - 13:11 |
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Nissan 420sx

In reply to by Anonymous (not verified)

Danke xD

09/29/2016 - 13:15 |
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Anonymous

I think of the TTs as airbags xD

09/29/2016 - 13:41 |
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Nissan 420sx

In reply to by Anonymous (not verified)

That would work too xD
Btw I like your name

09/29/2016 - 13:45 |
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Anonymous

She needs bigger turbos😂

09/29/2016 - 14:17 |
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Nissan 420sx

In reply to by Anonymous (not verified)

Hehehe ;D

09/29/2016 - 14:29 |
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Car enthusiast Dennis (Volvo Squad)(Audi Squad)

XDD

09/29/2016 - 15:26 |
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Anonymous

Don’t forget the intake.

09/29/2016 - 15:56 |
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Nissan 420sx

In reply to by Anonymous (not verified)

Yeah hehe ;D

09/29/2016 - 15:58 |
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Anonymous

Us ladies call guys like this, douche bags.

09/29/2016 - 19:50 |
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Nissan 420sx

In reply to by Anonymous (not verified)

I’m sorry but I thought this would be a great idea xD you can do the same with your car girls, talking about boys hehe

09/29/2016 - 20:04 |
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Haha this is awesome!

10/02/2016 - 20:39 |
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Anonymous

NoNamer

10/13/2017 - 03:41 |
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