Roast my rape van (be original)

Guess you like to play chubby bunny in it, but with kids

I can smell the cigarette smoke from here

Surprisingly there’s not a Jared or a subway around.

Is your name Ron?

Just add free fidget spinners and all the 12 year old boys will come

is it even good enough to be a rape van

How many children do you fit in there?

When I said original I meant no rape van puns. But k

How’d you get it out of the open sea?