Matt and I were joking about reviewing cars with emojis - here's one of Matt's efforts below. We thought it'd be fun to challenge you guys to review any car you like, only using emojis. GO! Darren Cassey 11 Apr 2016 ProsCons Previous Jaguar F-Pace Review: Why It’s The Most Petrolhead-Friendly SUV I’ve Ever Driven Next Land Rover Defender Octa Review: A Physics-Defying Monster Sponsored PostsComments :O Nope ! I don’t wanna do that ! But 10x anyway ! I’m on a Blackberry… what are emojis? Thats racist. How are you on carthrottle? Some stupid face things by Apple. I know that feel bro. Punches like a bullet train and amazes you at the same time cuz you can do sexy time in the car 🚗💨💨💨 💪🍔🍺🇺🇸🔫🎆 That looks more like it’s drifting than doing a burnout!Edit: wait, never mind; it looks different on my own computer. Please let this stay as a joke. Punchy, drives like it’s on rails, awesome, put in???Everything is okay exept the last part…. Here’s the picture of my mom’s car that was photoshopped by CTzen Sam Lawler.😂👎🏽😖😩 Ok so here is my Jeep Grand Cherokee review:🍋🍋🍋 Or Alex’s M3 🚗🛣🔥 Latest NewsNews New Electric Mercedes CLA Can Do Almost 500 Miles On A ChargeNews This Ferrari Purosangue Is Going Off-RoadNews New Toyota MR2: Everything We Know So FarNews Porsche Is Working On A New Petrol-Powered SUVNews Ex-Tesla Execs Are Making A Pair Of New Electric Sports CarsNews The New Lexus RZ EV Has A Paddle-Shift Gearbox*Subscribe to our NewsletterGet the latest car news, reviews and unmissable promotions from the team direct to your inboxFor more information see our Privacy Policy Leave this field blank Latest ReviewsReviews Land Rover Defender Octa Review: A Physics-Defying MonsterReviews 2025 Ford Capri Review: The Name Is Its Most Interesting FeatureReviews Cupra Born VZ Review: Good, Clean FunReviews Maserati GranTurismo Trofeo Review: Worth Saving The Company ForReviews 2025 Bentley Continental GT Review: Forget About The W12Reviews Ford Focus ST Edition Review: An Incomplete But Satisfying Ending
That looks more like it’s drifting than doing a burnout!Edit: wait, never mind; it looks different on my own computer.
Here’s the picture of my mom’s car that was photoshopped by CTzen Sam Lawler.😂👎🏽😖😩
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Nope ! I don’t wanna do that ! But 10x anyway !
I’m on a Blackberry… what are emojis?
Thats racist.
How are you on carthrottle?
Some stupid face things by Apple.
I know that feel bro.
Punches like a bullet train and amazes you at the same time cuz you can do sexy time in the car
🚗💨💨💨
💪🍔🍺🇺🇸🔫🎆
That looks more like it’s drifting than doing a burnout!
Edit: wait, never mind; it looks different on my own computer.
Please let this stay as a joke.
Punchy, drives like it’s on rails, awesome, put in???
Everything is okay exept the last part….
Here’s the picture of my mom’s car that was photoshopped by CTzen Sam Lawler.
😂👎🏽😖😩
Ok so here is my Jeep Grand Cherokee review:
🍋🍋🍋
Or Alex’s M3
🚗🛣🔥