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A guy walks into a parts store and says “I’d like a gas cap for my Prius.” and the store owner said “Sounds like a fair trade.”
A guy walks into a parts store and says “I’d like a gas cap for my Prius.” and the store owner said “Sounds like a fair trade.”
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Prius. These make me laugh
And cry
Not of laughter
Lost a drag race to one?
Prius
“What’s your favorite car?”
“It looks Lykan Hypersport”
You sure aren’t Lykan that car, aren’t you?
The Swagon.
Oooohhh
Savage
A polar bear is driving in town when all of a sudden his car breaks down. Luckily, this occurred right in front of the garage, so the bear pushed it into the shop. The mechanic said “it’ll be about an hour before I figure out what’s wrong”, so the polar bear walked into town.
While he was downtown, the bear went to an ice cream place, and ordered 2 scoops of vanilla. He enjoyed it immensely, and then returned to the garage.
The mechanic tells him “well, it looks like you blew a seal.”
The polar bear wipes his mouth and says “oh God no, that’s just ice cream!”
Thats the loudest I’ve laughed in quite a long time!
10/10 IGN would laugh ridiculously loud again
I don’t get it.
It took me five minutes, then I laughed out loud when I was eating dinner because I understood it then.
Your momma’s so stupid, she bought pistons for her RX-7
Yo mama so stupid, she ls swapped a Tesla Roadster
The classic: “Children in the back seats of cars cause accidents, but accidents in the back seats of cars cause children.”
A jaguar walks into the bar and asks for a beer.
The bartender replies “sorry, we don’t serve your Type”
Instead of “jaguar” I read “person” lmao.
my auto friends called auto zone for a camshaft for a 97 rx7 rotary.
any modern Audi.