Let's hear your best car jokes!
A guy walks into a parts store and says “I’d like a gas cap for my Prius.” and the store owner said “Sounds like a fair trade.”
A guy walks into a parts store and says “I’d like a gas cap for my Prius.” and the store owner said “Sounds like a fair trade.”
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Obligatory blinker fluid joke
“A prius”
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What? That’s the joke
Original designing chinese cars
Impossible.
Knock knock
where is there?
The piston!
That’s the joke no car owner wants to hear!
piston number 5! cause my people need me :’)
Guy walks into my parts store. Says “I need a gas cap for a Kia.”
I said, okay, sounds like a fair trade.
when the mechanic is so bad he adds upgraded camshaft to your 20b rx8
I had a good joke about a Honda S2000… but I forgot it, so here’s a polo joke instead….
I a POLO gize for my mistakes
Yo mamma so fat, she stanced my car.
I would have told you a joke about a 180sx but I’m still working on it….
Nicee one
“uhm, my civic IS a tuner car, I have sticker bombed fenders and a engine swap”, Said Ethan
“What engine swap?” Said Alex, form CT
“The one from a tesla. Save fuel, Save the world”, Said Ethan
“……..” , Said Alex from CT