Let's hear your best car jokes!
A guy walks into a parts store and says “I’d like a gas cap for my Prius.” and the store owner said “Sounds like a fair trade.”
A guy walks into a parts store and says “I’d like a gas cap for my Prius.” and the store owner said “Sounds like a fair trade.”
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FORD-Fix Or Repair Daily
FIAT-“Fix It Again Tony”
IROC- Italian Rejects Out Cruising
HONDA - Hold On, Not Done Accelerating
Ford: F*er only rolls downhill
Cracked
Heads
Every
Valve
Rattles
Oil
Leaks
Everywhere
Terribly
Lots
Of
Trouble
Usually
Serious
Ford: F*ing Old Rebuilt Dodge
Audi: Attention, User Doesn’t Indicate!
GMC: Great, More Crap.
Honda: Has Only Normal, Dull Attributes
Jaguar: Jesus! Another Godawful Unbelievably Annoying Repair!
Saab: Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
Chevrolet: Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
Dodge: Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
Jeep: Just Empty Every Pocket…
Sold S2000 for a Polo
“I own a Subaru without leaky head gaskets….”
I actually do! My car has problems but that isn’t one yet, I’d say next oil change it’ll be time though
modern tuning culture.
The new qualifying in F1. Like seriously why does it have to be so confusing
miep
What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
Honda … because the apostles were all in one accord.
The Pontiac Aztek. /joke
Kia
I’m in love with the Pro’ceed GT tbh