9 Reasons We Hope Apple Doesn't Buy McLaren
This week, it was rumoured that Apple was in talks with McLaren about a possible takeover. The reports were soon quashed by McLaren itself, and while that doesn’t rule out the possibility entirely, it’s probably best it doesn’t happen. After all, who knows what sort of ‘innovations’ Apple might bring to the McLaren stable given the chance.
These are the sort of things we’d have to look forward to…
Sat navs pre-loaded with Bono's voice
Yep, even if you didn’t ask for it.
Wheels that aren't even connected
Just like earphones, wheels have always been attached to the car. Which makes sense. But if Apple got involved…
Hilariously fragile windscreens
McLaren service centres replaced with Genius Bars
McLaren 650S Plus - 20% larger for no apparent reason
Apple Maps loaded as standard
Expect to get lost. A lot. While Bono shouts at you.
Fuel filler cap moved underneath the car
Because having it in an easy-to-reach area is just too mainstream. Also, you’d only be allowed to use official Apple fuel pumps. And they’ll change the nozzle every couple of years, so you’ll have to buy an adapter.
Chronic overheating
New line of 'Beats By Ron Dennis' headphones launched
Actually, maybe this one wouldn’t be so bad…
What other ‘innovations’ do you think a McLaren/Apple tie-up could produce? Hit the comments!
Growing up on a diet of World Rally Championship highlights and lengthy Gran Turismo 2 sessions, a life in cars was as good as inevitable for Matt.
Comments
Don’t forget guys, modifying and maintaning your McLaren on your own will be an nightmare since all the parts will be glued together, better stock up on heat guns.
Y u no like Bono? Not like u have to listen to him anyway!
Gas pedal, brake pedal, steering wheel will be replaced by “3D touch,” on the center console for a more futuristic driving experience
Maybe the should being back the reliant robin, then they can put the fuel filler cap under the car and still have no issue
What if android bought it?
It would crash every ten minutes
well, every new model year, the cars would have a more powerful engine…
Touch ID door handles, if you try to fix the car yourself, or use an independent mechanic, the warranty will be voided. New 12 megapixel camera with live photos. 3d touch steering wheel.
Siri, take me to Jackson’s house
Siri: “Taking you to Jacksonville, Florida”
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Low Fuel. 20% Dismiss.