Top 15 Things You Should Never Say To The Cops
The title of this list should speak for itself. Don’t be a wiseass to the police. Back seats of cop cars are not comfortable.

The title of this list should speak for itself. Don’t be a wiseass to the police. Back seats of cop cars are not comfortable.
15. "Bad cop, no donut!"

14. "Damn, I must have lost *all four mudflaps* on that bump back there..."

13. "What do you mean, I'm not getting an emissions ticket? Does this look like a Volkswagen to you?"

12. "My car's still not as low as your career ceiling..."

11. "So, what does a good bribe go for around here?"

10. "Where are the rest of the Village People?"

9. "Speeding ticket? Oh, thank God, I thought you were going to write me up for my exhaust..."

8. "Was that a new high score?"

7. "Hey, aren't you that guy that got owned on COPS?"

6. "I thought you had to be in shape to be a cop..."

5. "On behalf of the public, I'd like to thank you for getting another window tint thug off the streets..."

4. "Sorry, officer, I forgot to plug in my radar detector..."

3. "Thanks! The last guy gave me a warning too!"

2. "Wow, didn't know cop cars could go that fast..."

And, finally, the NUMBER ONE thing you should NEVER, EVER, say to a cop...

Comments
IanWright Merkiplar AlexKersten RoyP
“Do you guys accept a ‘get out of jail free’ ticket?”
Good list
Thanks hahaha
FieroNation GriffinMackenzie
“Know why I pulled you over?”
“Cus I let u, scrub”
“Please step out of the car”
“I used to be the president”
Amazing haha
“I smell bacon”
Yeah that’ll get you in cuffs lol
ROASTED
“I smell bacon donuts”
Suggestion: During elections - “Are you for Democrats or Republicans?”
“My insert family member is a lawyer. He’ll see that you loose your job”
😂
RIP
16: “I was speeding to get you a doughnut”
Officer: “You’re being pulled over for being a fire hazard”
Me: “Awesome, now I can fry some bacon” :D
Next day, “Calgary Police Shoot Yet Another Unarmed Citizen”
Pagination