You win. This is the first roast I have ever properly laughed at.
I don’t think Saturn Will wan’t this car back either.
Dammit merkiplar how many of your cars are you gonna tell us to roast? Saturn, all plastic everything
Was scrolling through my camera roll and found photos of my old cars! Thought I’d let you guys have fun with them :)
Saturn, My other ride is Uranus
You say yes… your car says no
Saturn=Scion. That’s all you need to do just to roast this car.
that…doesn’t even make sense, neither company has anything to do with each other
Good lord that is awful. Burns my eyes, only ring anyone’s ever even thought about putting it on are the rings of saturn itself, that way it can be as faaaaar away as possible.
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It belongs on saturn
Predictable joke but…..I still laughed
You said “old Saturn” as if there were new ones.
You win. This is the first roast I have ever properly laughed at.
I don’t think Saturn Will wan’t this car back either.
Dammit merkiplar how many of your cars are you gonna tell us to roast? Saturn, all plastic everything
Was scrolling through my camera roll and found photos of my old cars! Thought I’d let you guys have fun with them :)
Saturn, My other ride is Uranus
You say yes… your car says no
Saturn=Scion. That’s all you need to do just to roast this car.
that…doesn’t even make sense, neither company has anything to do with each other
Good lord that is awful. Burns my eyes, only ring anyone’s ever even thought about putting it on are the rings of saturn itself, that way it can be as faaaaar away as possible.
Saturn is really cold. This represents that.
if only this was as cool as the planet saturn.