Why the Honda Civic is the best car in the world.

The Honda Civic is just a race car. Everyone knows that. It’s a pure,thoroughbred race car,and,the cooler your Civic looks,the faster it goes. If you play a game and you’re in a Civic and a Bugatti is beating you,just keep in mind,it’s a video game. A Bugatti cant (And never will.) beat a Honda Civic. We all know that the Civic is the best dragster. No car can keep up with a Civic in a straight line. It’s physically,mentally,religiously,and mathematically impossible. They have so much power. No car in the world has the racing pedigree a Civic has. I wonder why all cars in the world aren’t Civics. They should be because the,Civic is king. The Civic handles better than a Formula One car. The Civic has,front-wheel-drive spaceship technology from Japanese NASA. Front-wheel-drive is actually the best drivetrain. If all-wheel-drive was,the Civic would be all-wheel-drive because,all the best parts are on all Civics. When you have a car that turns as good as a Civic,it feels like you’re not turning because,the turning radius is, 1,000 degreeses. The Civic is also the best off-roader,too. If you get a Ford F-150 SVT Raptor and drive it off-road,it would have spontaneously combusted. But,if you do that in a Civic,it would glide right through it. The Civic is so technology advanced that it actually adapts to its surroundings. If you jump a Civic,the Civic,will,eject wings from its VTEC and it would fly. And its a know fact that a Civic can beat the ten-liter Ford Mustang drag car because of its VTEC. According to all the laws of physics,the Civic should not be able to touch the ground after it jumps. It is so light and so aerodynamic and fast that when you jump,you should just glide into outer space. But,the Civic is able to adapt its aerodynamics and pull its self back down to the ground again. And also,the Civic is so aerodynamic that its draft leaves a blur of 1,000 miles behind its self. So you can be in Denver, and I’m here in Chattanooga driving a Civic,you could gain more speed,and fuel by my draft. The,Civic goes so fast that,in some cases,forms black holes and destroys the whole entire Earth but,while spontaneously generating the inner workings of proper scrutiny and a invisible time machine and saves the world. So when you see a Civic driving,its destroying the world by making black holes,but saving it while making the inner workings of proper scrutiny and trillions of time machines. That is why your new Civics are limited to only a 10,000 mile per hour top speed. The VTEC stands for Very Tight E-sket Clitoris,because is just gets the females’ panties moist. This is why the Honda Civic is the best car in the world.