Top 5 Kit Cars For The Pontiac Fiero
Hi there! This will be a list of 5 things Pontiac Fiero’s are famous for.
Here we go!
Ford GT40
For when you can’t afford the real GT40 and want to impress that soccer mom with those three snotty kids who bite and naw at every person and thing they see. But remember, you’re there for her.
I was talking about the car.
Lamborghini Murcialgo
Ah, yes. The famous Lamborghini replica. This is the ideal car for that one individual who doesn’t really want a Lamborghini, but wouldn’t mind having one in order to piss off his neighbour, the Prius man.
Ferrari Enzo**the real deal**
For when you have a nostalgic phase of those high school years where hookers and blow were a thing of the present. All yours for just $6000.
Don’t let your dreams be dreams, DO IT!!
JUST DO IT.
Baja Jeep/Fiero
Forget that $50,000 Ford Raptor SVT Cobra 6.2L monstrosity. Or that sissy looking Dodge Ram Rebel. Why TF would you want something that will ignore your commands, give you attitude, and mock your current mid life crisis with their adolescent behaviour?
My friend, I have the answer to your needs and wants. This Baja Jeep/Fiero replica will satisfy any dreams you had about being the big bad wolf.
Be King of the dunes; ride into battle with this magnificent beast. Show those terrorists you aren’t a dune buggy to reckon with.
You are King of the road. Crush dat Prius with your braap Braap stuu stuu stuu turbocharged 3.4 DOHC V6 MONSTER.
A Fiero in its natural habitat
An amazing example of why GM LOVES you, the customers. This car was such a good concept that GM decided to cut corners to save money on this project.
The famous 1984’s fire prone Fiero, the best kit available.
Because f@*K you, that’s why. A car designed to send you to heaven earlier.
For you, fear mongering conspiracy theorists. It’s your one way ticket to heaven.
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Comments
Those descriptions should have been made into adverts
Haha, thanks!
Fun fact for Fiero haters: only 148 Fieros have went up in flames. More Corvettes went up in flames during the Fiero’s production run
Had to turn it into satire 😁
I actually like the jeep kit
There was one on sale here in Alberta last year for $6200 I believe. Not a bad deal. Especially considering a lot of Albertans like to off road in the Rockies. :)
All the fun of a mid engine off road vehicle, without the size of the truck and sluggish response of a low output V8. :)