5 Reasons BMW is Overrated
Before I start, let me say that I really like BMW, and coming up with points for this list was hard. However, no car maker is without it’s faults, and BMW is worshiped here on Car Throttle like cattle are in India. Here are some reason BMW isn’t everything it’s cracked up to be.
ONE BMW doesn’t make performance cars with AWD systems.
AWD has many advantages including added stability under power, fast corner exits, more ability to put the power down in slippery conditions and faster launches. BMW hasn’t caught onto that concept, but Mercedes has, and Audi has almost perfected it. While I applaud BMW for sticking with RWD, you can only imagine what they could do if they made AWD M models.
TWO BMW is the car equivalent of Metallica.
Why do I say this? Both things were good in the 90’s, decent in the 2000’s, and right about now, things are falling apart. The most loved things of both were made years ago. The BMW M3 got heavier and lost driver involvement over the years it was produced. The M3 got progressively heavier from the E30, up to the E92, to where the E92 convertible weighed almost 4,000 pounds. The E92 is basically a grand tourer, and the M3 is supposed to be a sports car. Then BMW changed the name all together and called their new sports coupe the M4. Granted, the F80 weighs less than the E92, but the F80 isn’t as involving to drive as previous M3’s, it has a smaller engine and turbochargers. As Alex Kersten put it in the five generation M3 review. “With modern cars I’ve said this time and time again, they drive themselves. You can be a bit of a buffoon and drive this (F80 M3) fairly quickly.” There’s more to a driver’s car than being fast you know.
THREE Many Car Throttle employees own them.
You would expect that a social media network for cars would have a parking lot full of different cars, but instead, all we get is a lot of BMW’s, maybe a Miata, a wrapped Suzuki econobox, and a Nissan drift mobile that lives in Japan. Sometimes, it feels as if Car Throttle is shoving it’s love for BMW down our throats, no matter what we do or say. I’m scared Car Throttle is going to form a BMW Mafia and do drive by shootings at petrolheads with AMG cars or S/RS models “because we need to eliminate the competition. The ruthless Adnan Ebrahim with his right hand men Alex Kersten and Gabor Szedlak looking for trouble on the streets of London.
FOUR BMW drivers.
A majority of BMW drivers are rich frat boys and posers that don’t know a thing about cars, some of them are chavs who vape like crazy, and some drive like idiots. Those BMW drivers don’t just forget to use their blinkers, but brake check people, cut people off and act like everything is your fault. I know there are good BMW drivers out in the wild, but it seems like the majority of them are menaces to society.
FIVE BMW made the 2 series Active Tourer.
BMW is famous for making great luxury cars and sports cars, and people like it that way. THEN, BMW pulled the 2 Series Active Tourer out of their hindquarters and placed it there on the table for all of us to look at it in horror. Why on Earth would BMW make a FWD mom mobile? The 2 Series Active Tourer stands for everything BMW is not, a cheap boring car that soccer moms drive by the droves. Come on BMW, stick to what you’re good at, building good luxury and sports cars.
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I am just waiting for the first Car Throttle employee to respond.
me too
I can understand that List a bit. Seems like bmw doesnt get enough hate here. Every manufacturer has a right to get hated on. But one thing seems wrong: AUDI almost perfected the AWD??? that is new to me. What did they do?
Their quattro awd systems are really good
also, I like you. You don’t get butthurt
Number one: when bmw will swith to awd it isnt unique anymore. bmw was ment to be a rwd fun touring car, or a dift car. its german and rwd it doesnt get any better.
number three: it’s called being interested in a car. no they are not trying to shove it down our throat, some people in the community do. tell me you dont see 10 jdm posts on ct everyday
number four: my dad isnt rich and he is a mechanic. bmw’s are very affordable especially 320i e36 most bmw drivers in sweden know a lot about their car.
Just wanted to mention it scored a perfect upvote comment balance and i ruined it!
when I started reading your post I thought.. “hang on… he might be onto something”, but then it fell apart by trying to be too funny, by some wrong facts and a couple of important aspects, that you could’ve mentioned to prove your point (like not even mentioning the horrid X6)
yeah, it’s not my best work
When Car Throttle had become BMW Mafia, I will outstrip them in my extremely reliable TVR Tuscan 2 S and form a rebellion
4.stereotypes. im asian yet i dont have a 4.0 gpa. this actually applies to alot of drivers
anyways it was a somewhat fun read. If you were trying to be funny then its not there and because of that this post appears to be a hate/rant post towards BMW. And also, there is always a counter to every argument, that i know of at least
Guess who’s not getting a job at CarThrottle?
Uhhhh, Jeremy Clarkson?
I was gonna say hopefully this gets editors pick, and then i scrolled down
ouch
All these people talking about BMW not making AWD cars, but…
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BMW_xDrive