Rice checklist

So i went to local classifieds site and picked “tuning cars” and the first car that comes up.
Now im going to do the Rice Checklist™ on it.

-Bright candy color. Check
-Rims that cost 100€/set. Check
-Bodykit straight from the Underground 2. Check
-Cut springs to lower the car. Check

Pls kill me

-Weird lights that doesn’t fit the car at all. Check
-Fart can. Check
-Stickers all over the windows. Check

That door is going to fall off sooner than later

-Soundsystem heavier than the car. Check
-14 inch sub in the boot. Check
-Body color “racing” steering wheel. Check
-50€ “racing” seats. Check
-Floormats from Lidl. Check

-Stock engine. Check
-Cheap mesh everywhere. Check
-Stripe across the bonnet. Check

This appears to be a perfect example of riced out ride. Thank god that these are getting off the roads because the are made so sloppy.