Four cars simply made for girls, A #BlogPost brought to you by Mk2Golfer

Cars, the most perfect machines known to the mankind come in all shapes and all colors.
Some of them are more attractive to the male population, yet others are preferred by ladies.
Today I am going through a few cars that, by their shape and reputations, seem to be more popular and appropriate for females. Whether they were made that way, or earned that reputation on the way.

NOTE: This is meant to be an opinion, semi-comical and semi-serious. But it is by no mean meant to be offensive to anyone. I like and respect every car on this list, therefore I do not want any of the male owners to be offended. The purpose of this post is everything but sexist. Please hold yourselves from writing feminist comments.

1: Fiat 500

I don’t know if I am the only one, but whenever someone says the word “Girly” and the word “Car” in a single sentence, this little fellow pops into my head. Just looking at it’s shape and size, it tells you everything.
A small car that is easy to drive around the town and has a sunroof for that extra lighting when putting on your mascara.
The fact that it’s small also helps girls park it on the mall parking lot during the sale.
We all know that the art of parking has never been to popular to the female part of the world, and extra 5 minutes that you get by parking fast will affect positive to your search for the perfect outfit!

It was factory made to fit exactly 1 high school rival in the trunk.
Or an average of 10 shopping bags.

The little Fiat has been putting smiles on rich first world girls since it was made.
A massive blast in it’s popularity was enabled by Carly Rae Jepsen and Megan Trainor featuring it in their videos.
Cheeky Fiat knew his target group.
Very calculated and ‘Just Product Placement’, as Bart Baker said in one of his parody videos.

If you want to lose a few brain cells, here is the link to the video where Fiat 500 was featured:

INTENSIVE THROWING UP

Of course, this car has some models that look a bit less feminine.
Like, for example, the Fiat 500 Abarth or the Fiat 600 ( the father of Fiat 500)

2: Volkswagen New Beetle

Another first world 20 year old girl’s dream.
The shape kinda resembles the Fiat 500, except it’s a bit bigger, therefore fits more shoppingholics inside.
And, of course, their shopping bags.
Or if they’re a bit older (or younger and less careful), even children can fit in the back seats.
Volkswagen knew their car’s buyers and took a smart move by putting the engine in the front.
Big boot = More space = More shopping.

A few days ago, a creme white New Beetle convertible cuts me off.
I barely manage to brake and save us both from expenses.
Now, she didn’t even notice that, so I honked the sh.t out of my car and prepared to shout her what I usually do in these situations (about 10 juicy Serbian cusses), but I didn’t do it.
Because she was literally doing her hair while taliking on her phone.
Not worth my anger, I said, and just continued.

Now, a mod that the gals often do to their Bugs are eyelashes.
Yeah, I don’t think that they look… less bad than the New Beetle.

If the shape, my story and the lashes didn’t convince you that the New Beetle is girly, just remember that Barbie herself drives one.

And in case you are looking for a less girly alternative, the old Bug is perfect. Or the Porsche 911. Haha.

3: Mini Cooper / any newer Mini

Take a look at this car…
Now close your eyes and imagine someone in the driver’s seat.
Who do you see?
90% sure that it’s a teenage girl.
In my opinion, even the car’s front looks like a girl’s face… Haha.

Now, I know that BMW is known for making cars that girls like to be driven in… But not for dailying for f.cks sake.
Welp, I think that the German car industry is changing.
I’ve even read a newspapers article where the guys from the statistic headquarters say that their car is getting the reputation of a girly ride…
At least they were honest.

Anyways, just like the Bug, the Mini looks pretty nice with eyelashes and painted pink… If you’re blind, or a 16 year old girl.
That’s the reason why it makes the perfect gift for the Sweet 16.
Unless you pick the wrong color…
There was a video-commercial about that, tho I couldn’t find it.

But I found a way to make your Mini even girlier!

NOW it looks like a girl. Haha.

And if you want something less girly, you should consider getting the precessor of the Cooper, the OG Mini.

I guess that would be it for today’s list.
Now, there is one car that might fit the list.
It’s the Mx5 Miata.
It can look extremely girly…
But I know that if I touch CarThrottle’s precious Miata I will suffer the consequences…
But you know what?
F×ckThisShit.jpeg
I’m gonna add it to the list.

4: Mazda Mx5 Miata (All gens)

Small roadster?
Check.
Round edges with a girly front end?
Checkity-check.
2 seater with a tiny interior?
You can’t deny science, females are built smaller than men.
So another ‘check’.

As triggered as you might’ve got, this car suits this list.
It has all the predispositions to be called girly.
All 4 generations.
IMO it is closer to being a white girl’s Barbie mobile or even a Kei car than being a sports car.
It’s not just the looks, but the also the power.
As much as the power doesn’t effect the car being called a sportscar, it’s a bit low powered for my taste.

But there’s a thing that makes this car stand out on the list.
The fact that it has a lot of male drivers who tune it for fun.
Probably because it’s common and RWD.
Other than that, it has no reasons for being popular whatsoever.
And the fact that Kersten owns one and that Clarkson likes them.
It’s something I’ve always hated, liking a car just because a celebrity approves it.

Well, I guess my list is complete now.
Make sure to drop a comment on what you think about these cars and any additions to the list.

Thanks for reading and
Cheers, fellas!

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Comments

Anonymous

The mx-5 is the manliest of them😂😂😂

03/20/2017 - 21:06 |
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Andrew G.

I want to do this post, but I’ll use statistics to not look sexist.

03/20/2017 - 21:13 |
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LittleFun

Opel Tigra?

03/20/2017 - 22:19 |
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Anonymous

Good post! Btw we used to own a Fiat 500 and it’s pretty much a Go-Kart

03/20/2017 - 23:49 |
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Anonymous

Why are all of these cars on my wishlist? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

03/21/2017 - 15:04 |
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Anonymous

Mk2Golfer I know i’m a bit late, but thanks for posting this! For the last 10 minutes I’ve been laughing at all the people who defend these cars like they own them or something.

The MX-5 is most definitely a girly car, it looks stupid from every single angle. If some dude jumped out of his Miata and started yelling at me, i think i wouldn’t be able to take him seriously. The new Mini is also girly, but the old-old Minis are pretty cool looking. I wouldn’t call them girly, i would actually like to own one at some point in my life. Same applies to new Beetles/500s, i only like the older models because the styling is just so timeless and simple.

Talking about girly cars, i can’t really call my Renault “masculine”, but i think it’s not girly, it’s more like a neutral hatchback. Feels like girls drive new models and men drive older models, like the Renault 5, 19 or 21. I know an older guy who has a clean 21 Turbo with around 240bhp, it surprises most young BMW/Audi drivers when their A4 or 328i can’t keep up with an old grey Renault, lol

03/21/2017 - 18:42 |
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Anonymous

In reply to by Anonymous (not verified)

Ayy!
I’m glad you like this! :D

All the things you said about the Mx5 are 100% true imo.

Older cars for guys, newer for girls.
And by the way, your Renault is far from being girly.

03/21/2017 - 19:29 |
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I'd rather be on my Grom

Thats really offensive to women

03/21/2017 - 19:48 |
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I guess you are one and know that lul

03/21/2017 - 20:06 |
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At least somebody on here has some sense

03/21/2017 - 22:01 |
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Anonymous

You essentially just said that because the Miata doesn’t have much power, its suited for girls. And I don’t really understand why a male would write this article.

03/21/2017 - 21:56 |
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Anonymous

In reply to by Anonymous (not verified)

You missed the point harder than a blind man misses a dart board.
I could write you why it’s wrong, but the text says it all clearly lol.
And I wrote this after a conversation I had with a… Friend hehe

03/21/2017 - 22:12 |
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Anonymous

I disagree with this post….all these cars selected aren’t any favs of mine and I’m pretty sure many women would agree… I am more of a muscle car fan (#stangnation) and these cars are cute but just not my thing so I guess it is all personal preference…For instance, my mother thought it would be cute for her to buy me a Beetle and I almost vomited ….I do understand tho your reason for posting this….But in my opinion I would’ve just changed the title a little…Four cars simply made for girls does ‘’sound’’ sexist…maybe something like ‘’Four cars none to be called GIRLY’’ cause all these cars listed a lot of guys I know love ….so eh…

03/22/2017 - 18:00 |
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Anonymous

In reply to by Anonymous (not verified)

Heh, these cars were more made for the mainstream girls.
Not the car girls. xD

Hope you don’t rly consider this sexist because… It isn’t.

03/22/2017 - 18:08 |
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Bring a Caterham To MARS

Ah, the MX-5 Miata called a girly car.
The breath of fresh air was so strong it messed up my hair.

deep sigh

The MX-5 was, simply put, a car built and designed for men.
It was essentiallya reboot of the 1960’s British sportcars, and I’ll tell you what, I have once seen a woman driving one, in a commercial.
There are pretty close to no girls in CT’s MX-5 community, proving you didn’t even go as far as to 4 clicks to check if your said was backed up by, say, reality.
The millionth MX-5 got out the factory a long time ago, and there is simply statistically no way such a large amount of girls could’ve bought one.

03/22/2017 - 18:40 |
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Again, thanks for sharing your opinion.
We don’t all see the world in the same way, we don’t all have the same eyes.

Say whatever you want, Miata will always be girly in MY eyes.

03/22/2017 - 18:42 |
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